Why is it

[BigAl]

That in the age of joint replacements, normally knees and hips, in our failing NHS, do you never hear of a womans jaw having to be done

[tightwadswife]

If used in the correct fashion, the female jaw is guaranteed to last 90 plus years.
The correct way to keep the female jaw in good condition involves a daily exercise regime.
Usually this means the daily chastisement of children, men and pets.
Men appear to achieve the same level of jaw fitness by bitching and moaning a lot.

[Caz]

[m8tey]

The female bottom jaw should be wired to the top jaw shortly after being born, thus preventing any wear and tear.......

[Caz]

If you blokes tuned into what we're telling you, you'd be able to hear us first time, then you wouldn't have to worry about our jaws!!

[tightwadswife]

They can't help it Caz. The male brain doesn't work like ours. Reduced brain capacity affects their ability to comprehend the simplest of instructions.
For the same reason they constantly exercise their jaws asking silly questions. For example. What's for tea? Have you washed my best jeans? Where are my shoes? Who am I? - (slight exaggeration )

[Caz]

You're right TWW, 'where are my shoes?' is a slight exaggeration. They don't have to ask where their shoes are because we already told them where they'd abandoned them when we tripped over them!

[m8tey]

They can't help it Caz. The male brain doesn't work like ours.

That's true TWW, because the male brain actually works, .......

[tightwadswife]

Who told you that M8tey?
Honestly, you men. You'll believe anything.

[Caz]

I'll bet Mrs M8tey gave him that idea by telling him to use his brain! I'm quite sure the male brain does work, if only they gave it some exercise, it would work more often!

[m8tey]

My brain gets plenty of exercise trying to work out some of the nonsense that comes out of mrs m8tey. She doesn't come on here by the way.........

[BigAl]

There is no chance of the male brain ever working out a womans m8tey

Thats why we men are around to look after them and keep them on the right track

[m8tey]

[Caz]

There is no chance of the male brain ever working out a womans m8tey

Thats why we men are around to look after them and keep them on the right track

As long as that's what you men think you're doing, then us women have it all worked out right!

[whitevanman]

Yesterday scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones.
To prove their theory, the scientists fed 100 men 12 pints of beer and observed that 100% of them gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became emotional, and couldn’t drive.
No further testing is planned.