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Postby BigAl » Mon Feb 20, 2012 7:48 am

That in the age of joint replacements, normally knees and hips, in our failing NHS, do you never hear of a womans jaw having to be done :?: :?: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Why is it

Postby tightwadswife » Mon Feb 20, 2012 8:57 am

If used in the correct fashion, the female jaw is guaranteed to last 90 plus years. :)
The correct way to keep the female jaw in good condition involves a daily exercise regime.
Usually this means the daily chastisement of children, men and pets.
Men appear to achieve the same level of jaw fitness by bitching and moaning a lot. :lol:
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Re: Why is it

Postby Caz » Mon Feb 20, 2012 10:28 am

:lol: :lol:
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Re: Why is it

Postby m8tey » Tue Feb 21, 2012 7:23 pm

The female bottom jaw should be wired to the top jaw shortly after being born, thus preventing any wear and tear.......
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Re: Why is it

Postby Caz » Tue Feb 21, 2012 9:45 pm

If you blokes tuned into what we're telling you, you'd be able to hear us first time, then you wouldn't have to worry about our jaws!! :lol:
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Re: Why is it

Postby tightwadswife » Tue Feb 21, 2012 11:11 pm

They can't help it Caz. The male brain doesn't work like ours. Reduced brain capacity affects their ability to comprehend the simplest of instructions.
For the same reason they constantly exercise their jaws asking silly questions. For example. What's for tea? Have you washed my best jeans? Where are my shoes? Who am I? - (slight exaggeration :lol: ) :lol:
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Re: Why is it

Postby Caz » Wed Feb 22, 2012 12:27 am

You're right TWW, 'where are my shoes?' is a slight exaggeration. They don't have to ask where their shoes are because we already told them where they'd abandoned them when we tripped over them! :lol:
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Re: Why is it

Postby m8tey » Wed Feb 22, 2012 9:08 pm

tightwadswife wrote:They can't help it Caz. The male brain doesn't work like ours.


That's true TWW, because the male brain actually works, :lol:.......
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Re: Why is it

Postby tightwadswife » Wed Feb 22, 2012 10:48 pm

Who told you that M8tey?
Honestly, you men. You'll believe anything. :lol:
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Re: Why is it

Postby Caz » Thu Feb 23, 2012 7:49 pm

I'll bet Mrs M8tey gave him that idea by telling him to use his brain! I'm quite sure the male brain does work, if only they gave it some exercise, it would work more often! :roll: :lol:
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Re: Why is it

Postby m8tey » Fri Feb 24, 2012 6:35 pm

My brain gets plenty of exercise trying to work out some of the nonsense that comes out of mrs m8tey. She doesn't come on here by the way......... :D
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Re: Why is it

Postby BigAl » Sat Feb 25, 2012 9:17 am

There is no chance of the male brain ever working out a womans m8tey :D :D

Thats why we men are around to look after them and keep them on the right track :lol: :lol:
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Re: Why is it

Postby m8tey » Mon Feb 27, 2012 8:00 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Why is it

Postby Caz » Mon Feb 27, 2012 3:08 pm

BigAl wrote:There is no chance of the male brain ever working out a womans m8tey :D :D

Thats why we men are around to look after them and keep them on the right track :lol: :lol:

:D As long as that's what you men think you're doing, then us women have it all worked out right! ;) :lol:
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Re: Why is it

Postby whitevanman » Sun Mar 18, 2012 4:38 pm

Yesterday scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones.
To prove their theory, the scientists fed 100 men 12 pints of beer and observed that 100% of them gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became emotional, and couldn’t drive.
No further testing is planned.
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