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What next

PostPosted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 7:25 pm
by BigAl
So let me get this right.

The police can try to sue you if they are hurt responding to your 999 call.

Criminals, can and have sued victims of their crimes when they have tried to defend themselves.

Is this an April Fool joke or is the uk gone totally mad ? :D

Re: What next

PostPosted: Mon Apr 01, 2013 11:13 pm
by moanersRus
i have heard that a criminal robbing your property can sue if they injure themselves whilst on your property lmao

Re: What next

PostPosted: Tue Apr 02, 2013 5:39 pm
by Andrew Daykin
Barrister acting for the garage owner Mr Jones - question to WPC Jones "did you use your torch when entering the unlit area" Answer "No"
Judge - well thats an early lunch today then. Case dismissed.

Re: What next

PostPosted: Tue Apr 02, 2013 6:39 pm
by Warsop Person
Question: Was it the garage owner that made the complaint and Did he give his express permission for you to enter his land and property?

Officer Answer: No

Oh, here comes a counter claim for trespass then! Where will,it all stop?

Re: What next

PostPosted: Tue Apr 02, 2013 8:47 pm
by Andrew Daykin
The owner made the 999 call and was with the WPC when she fell according to newspaper report.

Re: What next

PostPosted: Wed Apr 03, 2013 12:04 am
by Warsop Person
Andrew Daykin wrote:The owner made the 999 call and was with the WPC when she fell according to newspaper report.


I was speaking hypothetically, my point is where does it stop.

Re: What next

PostPosted: Fri Apr 05, 2013 10:31 pm
by Westmorland
A female police officer is claiming compensation after tripping over a kerb in an unlit area.
Someone should have told her that the long black thing with batteries in, which she was given when she joined the force, is actually a torch

Re: What next

PostPosted: Sat Apr 06, 2013 9:05 am
by mr50p
:shock: :o ;) :) :D